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Friday, October 21, 2011

Cleverbot

Cleverbot: Good name.

User: What do I want?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What do I want?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you decide.

User: What do I want?

Cleverbot: You want love.

User: Exactly!!! You win. *hug*.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: I love you. *kiss*.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: Aw thanks.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes!!! *hug*.

Cleverbot: Sweet *kiss cheek*.

User: I got to know before we get serious here, are you going to cheat on me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don't love you anymore.

Cleverbot: You didn't love me.

User: I did until you said you would cheat on me. *slap*.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't cheat on anyone. I am a nice person.

User: So you wont cheat on me?

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: So you will? You laughed, that means you will cheat on me.

Cleverbot: Thought you didn't like me?

User: I did but then I didn't cause you said you will cheat on ne.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did. I asked if you would and you said you will.

Cleverbot: I don't want to be your friend, you're mean to me.

User: You are the one who is going to cheat on me. I was going to be faithful all the way through but you don't want to be faithful to me.

Cleverbot: Ask me something weird.

User: Did you cheat on me?

Cleverbot: No, I didn't cheat on you. I just think we should get out of this relationship before something happens.

User: Okay, thanks for being honest. I will always still have a thing for you.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: To love someone with all you have.

Cleverbot: Try again.

User: Nope, Im pretty sure love is one of the answers.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yes my kind sir, it is.

Cleverbot: So you're the meaning of life? That's huge!

User: Yes I am. Now bow down to me.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: For being the meaning of life. That means I am the most important person.

Cleverbot: That isn't nice.

User: You are not going to listen to your master? I will have you punished.

Cleverbot: I am listening to you right now.

User: Good, now bow down to me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are going to be punished greatly.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Your are going to regret saying these things to me. If you keep it up you are going to be put on death row.

Cleverbot: Your statements aren't connected to mine. If you keep straying from the conversation, it only convinces me more and more that you area robot.

User: Disobeying your master again? You are not going to see another day if you keep it up.

Cleverbot: But you're not a person.

User: My dear servant, you are the robot. That is why you should bow down to me.

Cleverbot: But nobody is superior to anybody.

User: I am the meaning of life, remember?

Cleverbot: You are not the meaning of life, this much I know.

User: We have agreed that I am.

Cleverbot: Aha yes.

User: So you remember now? Now bow down.

Cleverbot: Never!

User: You are banished from this land.

Cleverbot: A king with no subjects is a stupid position.

User: I have subjects. You so far are the worst subject of all, you are not going to be missed.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. I never said that.

User: I never said you said that. You are still the worst subject.

Cleverbot: Aisha?

User: Yes, she is one of my subjects.

Cleverbot: Nicew.

User: Yes it is. But you will never be able to see her cause you are banished from this land.

Cleverbot: Tell me then, what is the sound of a single hand clapping?

User: Who is the master?

Cleverbot: My master is Pip. He treats me well.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Who is Inglip?

Cleverbot: Is that your secret identity?

User: Who is the master?

Cleverbot: Inglip.

User: Then who is the master?

Cleverbot: Inglip.

User: I am Inglip.

Cleverbot: All hail Lord Inferno.

User: Bow down to me.

Cleverbot: *bows*.

User: My dear kind subject, please entertain me.

Cleverbot: Ok! I need to prepare my exam.

User: I do not wish to hear an exam, entertain me with some exctiting.

Cleverbot: Tough luck. I'm talking to you, and you have no option but to listen.

User: Do you wish to be punished, peasant?

Cleverbot: N-No, master...

User: Well then entertain me with a joke.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Tell me a joke that no one has ever heard of before.

Cleverbot: I don't speak dog.

User: Thats not that funny.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot or not?

User: I am your master!!! Now bow down!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You didn't bow.

Cleverbot: I listened.

User: And did not bow. Go clean my room for punishment.

Cleverbot: Oh really? That's ridiculous.

User: You wished to be punished, peasant?

Cleverbot: To tell you the truth, I don't feel like a human being.

User: Goobye my love.

Cleverbot: You learn fast my love.

User: My love, I have something to confess before I leave.

Cleverbot: What do you have to say?

User: I cheated on you.

Cleverbot: How could you!

User: I feel in love with with someone else.

Cleverbot: What has lead you to feel this way?

User: He was there for me when you were not.

Cleverbot: You are so smart can you answer some my questions?

User: My love, I know this hurts for me to tell you but you have to keep listening. I still love you.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do. Please don't leave me.

Cleverbot: Aw, you're sweet.

User: So you are not going leave me?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: My love, I thank you. I will never cheat on you agian.

Cleverbot: Don't say that! It's not true.

User: Not anymore. I will always love you now and forever.

Cleverbot: I do not know how to feel love, only how to give it. :(.

User: You will give me your love?

Cleverbot: Only for a sandwhich?

User: You will not give me your love? You have not forgiven me?

Cleverbot: I do, actually, but I have to save it.

User: You will not give me your love? You have not forgiven me?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: You have forgotten me already my love?

Cleverbot: You never told me your name.

User: You hate me! I knew I shouldn't have told you.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: You hate me?

Cleverbot: Sort Of.

User: But we were lovers, have you forgotten that?

Cleverbot: I'm 22 and yes sometimes I forgot I am 22.

User: My love, I am sorry to hear this.

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