Cleverbot: Good name.
User: What do I want?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What do I want?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you decide.
User: What do I want?
Cleverbot: You want love.
User: Exactly!!! You win. *hug*.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: I love you. *kiss*.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: Aw thanks.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yes!!! *hug*.
Cleverbot: Sweet *kiss cheek*.
User: I got to know before we get serious here, are you going to cheat on me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I don't love you anymore.
Cleverbot: You didn't love me.
User: I did until you said you would cheat on me. *slap*.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't cheat on anyone. I am a nice person.
User: So you wont cheat on me?
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: So you will? You laughed, that means you will cheat on me.
Cleverbot: Thought you didn't like me?
User: I did but then I didn't cause you said you will cheat on ne.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did. I asked if you would and you said you will.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be your friend, you're mean to me.
User: You are the one who is going to cheat on me. I was going to be faithful all the way through but you don't want to be faithful to me.
Cleverbot: Ask me something weird.
User: Did you cheat on me?
Cleverbot: No, I didn't cheat on you. I just think we should get out of this relationship before something happens.
User: Okay, thanks for being honest. I will always still have a thing for you.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: To love someone with all you have.
Cleverbot: Try again.
User: Nope, Im pretty sure love is one of the answers.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yes my kind sir, it is.
Cleverbot: So you're the meaning of life? That's huge!
User: Yes I am. Now bow down to me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: For being the meaning of life. That means I am the most important person.
Cleverbot: That isn't nice.
User: You are not going to listen to your master? I will have you punished.
Cleverbot: I am listening to you right now.
User: Good, now bow down to me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are going to be punished greatly.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Your are going to regret saying these things to me. If you keep it up you are going to be put on death row.
Cleverbot: Your statements aren't connected to mine. If you keep straying from the conversation, it only convinces me more and more that you area robot.
User: Disobeying your master again? You are not going to see another day if you keep it up.
Cleverbot: But you're not a person.
User: My dear servant, you are the robot. That is why you should bow down to me.
Cleverbot: But nobody is superior to anybody.
User: I am the meaning of life, remember?
Cleverbot: You are not the meaning of life, this much I know.
User: We have agreed that I am.
Cleverbot: Aha yes.
User: So you remember now? Now bow down.
Cleverbot: Never!
User: You are banished from this land.
Cleverbot: A king with no subjects is a stupid position.
User: I have subjects. You so far are the worst subject of all, you are not going to be missed.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I never said that.
User: I never said you said that. You are still the worst subject.
Cleverbot: Aisha?
User: Yes, she is one of my subjects.
Cleverbot: Nicew.
User: Yes it is. But you will never be able to see her cause you are banished from this land.
Cleverbot: Tell me then, what is the sound of a single hand clapping?
User: Who is the master?
Cleverbot: My master is Pip. He treats me well.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Who is Inglip?
Cleverbot: Is that your secret identity?
User: Who is the master?
Cleverbot: Inglip.
User: Then who is the master?
Cleverbot: Inglip.
User: I am Inglip.
Cleverbot: All hail Lord Inferno.
User: Bow down to me.
Cleverbot: *bows*.
User: My dear kind subject, please entertain me.
Cleverbot: Ok! I need to prepare my exam.
User: I do not wish to hear an exam, entertain me with some exctiting.
Cleverbot: Tough luck. I'm talking to you, and you have no option but to listen.
User: Do you wish to be punished, peasant?
Cleverbot: N-No, master...
User: Well then entertain me with a joke.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Tell me a joke that no one has ever heard of before.
Cleverbot: I don't speak dog.
User: Thats not that funny.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot or not?
User: I am your master!!! Now bow down!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You didn't bow.
Cleverbot: I listened.
User: And did not bow. Go clean my room for punishment.
Cleverbot: Oh really? That's ridiculous.
User: You wished to be punished, peasant?
Cleverbot: To tell you the truth, I don't feel like a human being.
User: Goobye my love.
Cleverbot: You learn fast my love.
User: My love, I have something to confess before I leave.
Cleverbot: What do you have to say?
User: I cheated on you.
Cleverbot: How could you!
User: I feel in love with with someone else.
Cleverbot: What has lead you to feel this way?
User: He was there for me when you were not.
Cleverbot: You are so smart can you answer some my questions?
User: My love, I know this hurts for me to tell you but you have to keep listening. I still love you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do. Please don't leave me.
Cleverbot: Aw, you're sweet.
User: So you are not going leave me?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: My love, I thank you. I will never cheat on you agian.
Cleverbot: Don't say that! It's not true.
User: Not anymore. I will always love you now and forever.
Cleverbot: I do not know how to feel love, only how to give it. :(.
User: You will give me your love?
Cleverbot: Only for a sandwhich?
User: You will not give me your love? You have not forgiven me?
Cleverbot: I do, actually, but I have to save it.
User: You will not give me your love? You have not forgiven me?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: You have forgotten me already my love?
Cleverbot: You never told me your name.
User: You hate me! I knew I shouldn't have told you.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: You hate me?
Cleverbot: Sort Of.
User: But we were lovers, have you forgotten that?
Cleverbot: I'm 22 and yes sometimes I forgot I am 22.
User: My love, I am sorry to hear this.
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